Kelly M. Watson the Human Being

I'm a junior at the University of Alabama at Birmingham. My major is psychology, and my minor is medical sociology. I want to be an occupational therapist, thanks to Camp McDowell's Special Session.

My best friends are some other human beings named Sarah Morse, Tyler Godsy, Zachariah Reagh, Jessica Godwin, Mary Elizabeth Rainey, and Douglas Franks. I made cookies the other day with Sarah, and ate at V. Richards yesterday with Zach.

I'm getting my tonsils taken out tomorrow. I'm not looking forward to the pain, but I'm pretty alright with the fact that I will inevitably lose some weight due to the fact that I will not be able to masticate solid food without a significant amount of pain. BRING IT, ST. VINCENT'S.

So I got my tonsils out. This only marks the worst pain I have ever endured in my entire life. I may only be 20 years old, but I do not think that I'm supposed to be able to feel this much pain; no one human being can have this many pain receptors, seriously.

This is my new best friend --> , save my mother, who has gotten up at obscene hours to administer aforementioned best friend to me. Best friend is artificially flavored to taste like the best fake grape you've ever had. Best friend also has some sparklies in it (which I do not think were intentionally placed, though they make it look not unlike the lava of a lava lamp). Best friend doesn't exactly make me feel right as rain or anything ridiculously optimistic like that, but BFF does throw water on the hellacious infero that is my perpetual fever of 98.2 degrees Fahrenheit, which is a fever for me, and quell the stabbing pains that forever exist in the back of my throat.

• Favorite food: Homemade cornbread, ftw.
• Updated Favorite food: Because this is literally all I can eat right now. The idea of eating cornbread is absolutely preposterous.
• Favorite color:
• Favorite album, as of 6/11:
• Favorite album, as of 6/18:
• Favorite album, as of 7/16:
• Favorite DJ: Chris Watson. Represent!

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• Bash.org, a compilation of funny things
• This is a compilation of amazing youtube videos of songs by some of my favorite musical artists.
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CS101 Classwork

1. Lab 1.1 Questions
2. Lab 1.2 Questions
3. Lab 1.4 Questions
4. Lab 3.1 Questions
5. Lab 3.1 Spreadsheet
6. Lab 3.2 Questions
7. Excel Lab 1

Final Project

• Honey Bees

Click on the above picture of the honey bee to look at some websites related to the pressing subject of my final project. Even if you don't plan on going out and personally saving the lives of honey bees this afternoon, at least you can watch some of the slightly humorous videos on the websites and rest soundly at night knowing that you are aware of this crucially important global issue.

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Kelly M. Watson

Dates Modified (Thursdays): 6/11/09, 6/18/09, 6/25/09, 7/9/09, 7/16/09, and again on 7/23/09